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swing kids/situation on mars

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1
May 27
Swimming’s for chumps.

Swimming’s for chumps.


5
May 24

So, I got high on my lunch break

and I decided to go eat Taco Bell. I got inside and was instantly approached by a woman telling me that the restaurant was trying out a new menu item. She said if I agreed to try it, I’d receive the food item for free, along with a five dollar gift card. In my altered state, I enthusiastically agreed. Long story short, I ate five rolled tacos for lunch for free. I’m high again and I felt like this story was fun enough to recount. In review, it isn’t.


2
May 23

Sign me to a nice girl so she can ruin me eternally.


2
May 23

Anonymous asked: Are you dating or talking to anyone? ;)

I see a lot of girls. I see a lot of guys, too. The other night I was with my mama and Coach Klein at the same time.


I’m single.


May 23

Let’s talk

you big bunch o’ wiener cleaners.


May 21

seven sisters of sleep/slower downer


1
May 20

purple weed and sunn amps.

doom as fuq, dawg.


Holy new amp day as fuck.

Holy new amp day as fuck.


4
May 16
Got mah hurr did.

Got mah hurr did.



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